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[beyoncescock]

some things never change

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[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

—my dear friend, how good to see you’ve returned from…
—hell. i’m sure you shall pass through it one day.

the favourite (2018) dir. yorgos lanthimos

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[tilthat]

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

[postmarxed]

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

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[haraii]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[kowka]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[reindeerplaydate]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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[fatsexybitch]

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

[fatsexybitch]

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

[voidbat]

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

[bunnywest]

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

[digitaldiscipline]

Big Fish Energy

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[asgardodinsons]

steve rogers is a lot smarter than people give him credit for

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[cutecornflakes]

This is the way,bothers and sisters should be!

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[slashercinema]

The Nun dir. Corin Hardy

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[heartachedreamboy]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[thetaobella]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[heartachedreamboy]

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the what

[heartachedreamboy]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[heartachedreamboy]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[taraljc]

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

[muirin007]

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!